I Pretended I Was Dying to Test My Broke Girlfriend—Then She Disappeared for 5 Days

Skyla once left a note on my refrigerator reminding me that coffee wasn’t breakfast. It was all I had left of my broke girlfriend after she disappeared for five days, unaware that the serious illness I’d confessed to was a lie designed to test her loyalty. When she finally returned and placed something before me, I covered my face and cried like a child.

The first time Skyla watched me throw away a coffee machine, she thought I’d lost my mind.

“It stopped working,” I explained.

“Did you try cleaning it?”

“I bought another one.”

She glanced at the replacement sitting on my counter.